Hey girls, would you go out on a date with me (PICTURES included)?
*This is me clearing out the fridge, because I FIRMLY believe that my refrigerator needs to lose weight:
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1051832/2/istockphoto_1051832_fat_man.jpg
**This is me on my way to pick up my brother from school. Now, I KNOW girls dig dudes with motorcycles…:
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/super-fat-man-on-a-scooter.jpg
Plus, I have a heart of gold. Now, this is what I call a double-positive because:
a) I would be a plus to girls who are strong on morales, valor, and personality (read the part about me picking my brother up from school on my Harley), and
b) I would be a plus to all you gold-diggers out there
…AND, as icing on the cake, GQ Magazine listed me as one of the Top 10 Hottest Guys Over 40(00 lbs)!!!!
On a scale of 1-10, what would you rate me as?
We arent stupid!!!!!!!!!
Thats not you the pics are different….
Women Over 40 Are Hotter Than Ever
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